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WORD OF THE DAY

Monday, May 5, 2008 on Monday, May 05, 2008 Posted by LEO

BUST IT BABY:

A girl that is good in all aspects. For example, she walks like a model, great kisser, attitude on point, from the hood but she speaks proper, "sex game" is described as amazing, she's not nagging and respects a guy and give him space when necessary, eases a dude's mind. Basically a hood nigga's dream girl.

Example:

I got a main chick, but my bust it baby is down for life!

...So this is what Plies was talking about? I don't see how any of these chicks in this video fit that description.

WORD OF THE DAY

Monday, April 28, 2008 on Monday, April 28, 2008 Posted by LEO

SAMPLE SLUT:

Somebody who hovers around free sample counters in food stores and/or takes more than one free sample.

Example:

Person 1: Look at that sample slut blocking the bakery counter
Person 2: Yeah, she thinks "Try One" means try one, then try another one, and another one.

I know I'm guilty......Are you?

WORD OF THE DAY

Friday, April 25, 2008 on Friday, April 25, 2008 Posted by LEO

MUMBO SAUCE:

A mysteriously addictive red sauce served with fried chicken and fries at Chinese carry outs in the Washington D.C. area.

Example:

Customer: Yo Bing Ling! Let me get an order of 3 piece chicken wings with fries.
Bing Ling: Yessir, you want mumbo sauce?
Customer: All over it!

That's what I had for dinner last night!

WORD OF THE DAY

Thursday, April 24, 2008 on Thursday, April 24, 2008 Posted by LEO

FROG EYES:

Male version of a camel toe, when a man's shorts are so tight that his testicles bulge through, creating two side-by-side "eyes".

Example:

That dude's frog eyes are starting to creep me out.

If a dude's pants are that tight, something is terribly wrong!

WORD OF THE DAY

Wednesday, April 23, 2008 on Wednesday, April 23, 2008 Posted by LEO

TRAMP STAMP:

A tattoo above a woman's ass crack.

Example:

Her pants were so low cut, you could see her tramp stamp.

Damn, shame.....my Momma got one!

WORD OF THE DAY

Tuesday, April 22, 2008 on Tuesday, April 22, 2008 Posted by LEO

INTERNUTS:

The phenomenon that occurs when someone becomes a bad ass when addressing others on a message board, chat rooms, forums-etc.

It is a common practice for the reticent, meek, and cowardly to make bold statements, on the internet, knowing there is no way to be held accountable.

Example:

The poster was getting badly flamed, so he threatened to kick everyone's ass. His anger made his internuts grow.

Don't you just hate em' too!

WORD OF THE DAY

Monday, April 21, 2008 on Monday, April 21, 2008 Posted by LEO

FAKE TAKE:

When you pretend to take down a persons phone number but are really doing a "fake take" and playing tetris.

Example:

Mike: Dude, did you actually take down that girl's phone number?

Leroy: Nah my dude, I did fake take on her ass!

Who hasn't done this!

WORD OF THE DAY

Friday, April 18, 2008 on Friday, April 18, 2008 Posted by LEO

TEXTUAL RELATIONS:

To engage in dirty talk with ones partner via text message.

Example:

My thumbs are killin me, I was engaged in some heavy duty textual relations!!!

I'm sure where all a little guilty of this.....(blushing)

WORD OF THE DAY

Thursday, April 17, 2008 on Thursday, April 17, 2008 Posted by LEO

ABC SEX:

Sex only on anniversaries, birthdays and Christmas.

Example:

They've been married so long, the only have abc sex.

This is why men are afraid of marriage!

WORD OF THE DAY

Wednesday, April 16, 2008 on Wednesday, April 16, 2008 Posted by LEO

9/11 REPUBLICAN:

A person who usually votes Democratic, but has been taken in by the Bush Administration's fear-mongering.

Example:

I thought my dad was going to vote Kerry, but he turned out to be another 9/11 Republican.

Thank God his reign of terror is almost over. OBAMA!!

WORD OF THE DAY

Tuesday, April 15, 2008 on Tuesday, April 15, 2008 Posted by LEO

HOE STROLL:

An area, or street, that's known for it's hoes. A place to go when looking for a hoe.

Example:

Where can i find a fine hoe? Check out tha "hoe stroll" on el camino.

If you ever lived in D.C., you know exactly where that is!

WORD OF THE DAY

Monday, April 14, 2008 on Monday, April 14, 2008 Posted by LEO

OFFICE GHOST:

An employee who maintains a position at a company despite the fact that all of his job duties have been reassigned to other employees. This could be by the ghost's own design or due to restructuring within the department.

Office Ghosts are particularly effective when they have a big title that comes with an assistant, and a boss in another location because no one is really sure what they do all day, but they still have the ability to step up and take credit once a project is completed.

Example:

Employee: I was looking for Michael. Have you seen him?
Assistant: I think he's in his office but I'm not sure since he always has the door closed. Let me check.
Assistant: No, he's not in there. He might be in a meeting.
Employee: He's like the office ghost. I can never find him when I need to talk with him. What does he do all day?
Assistant: Honestly I have no idea. You tell me when you figure it out and we'll both know.

I'm sure everybody that has a 9 to 5, knows who this person is.

WORD OF THE DAY

Friday, April 11, 2008 on Friday, April 11, 2008 Posted by LEO

SUPERMAN DAT HOE:

When you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you. So when she falls asleep you masturbate and cum on her back. After that, stick the bedsheet on to her back and when she wakes up it's stuck to the cum and she has a cape like Superman!!!

Example: